From things categorized in "I don't have time to DEAL with this right now!!!!"

Apparently there's ONE THING I haven't yet replaced on the Jeep in the last three years... because now the thing won't fucking start.

Or let me amend that-- it starts in neutral, but not in park.

Me thinks a safety switch is being triggered here.

Anyway... not taking chances, so I had it towed to the place Erich normally gets his car fixed at. I don't want to get to work and then get stuck there.

Shoot me. Shoot me now.