All Things Woompty

This would be more interesting with more zinc

There is some shit going on at work that I want so badly to talk about because it is pissing me right the hell off but I cannot write about it until it is done because...well, because I just can't. Suffice it to say that Weetabix's Annoying Coworker has nothing on someone I work with.

In other news, the City of San Diego called me yesterday and apparently I owe them something like $271 for some parking tickets.

PARKING TICKETS FROM 1999 & 2001!!!!

Mother fuckers. Isn't there a statute of limitations onf crap like this? It's probably just because the city is completely FUBARed financially that they are putting in all this time and effort. Whatever.

In other (much happier) news, I bowled a 179 last night. That's a 257 after you add in my handicap, mah peeps. For a brief moment in time, I ruled the bowling universe, having beaten everyone on my team AND the other team.

And then the second game started and I sucked again and bowled an 87. Go me!! I redeemed myself with a 153 in the third game.

God, I'm boring today. I think it might be because I just ate a cappuccino truffle from The Card Shop and oh my GOD, the thing made me dizzy by the time I had eaten half of it. Gah. Diabetic coma, anyone?

Oo, and also...tonight I am going to get my butt in gear and get my Breast Cancer Three Day site set up and then I'm going to be starting the fundraising drive again, so get ready to be annoyed by me (more than usual, I mean).

And as further evidence as to what a freak I am....I am planning exactly zero trips to bridal fairs this year, but I am planning a trip to the Scottish Highland Games for some wedding planning (we need a kilt and a bagpiper, so where better to go??). Also, to make up for abandoning them all weekend, I bought the cats a $40 water dish this week. My love knows no bounds.

My love for you also knows no bounds, which is why I'm going to stop subjecting you to this.

posted by Melinda @ 1:13 PM