August 16, 2005

I am sheep, here me baa

Since my lovely dork of a fiance decided to tag me, I present to you The Entry To End The Dearth.

What was I doing 10 years ago?
Moving into the apartment I shared with three other girls my junior year in college. It was one of the noisiest places I ever lived, located directly behind Fraternity Row with assholes who lived above us and loved to play loud music at all hours of the day. By the end of the year I was no longer speaking to the girl I shared a room with, mostly because she was a total bitch. And also, because she threw pillows at me while I slept because my snoring kept her awake. And I was afraid she might knife me in my sleep.

What was I doing 5 years ago?
Hoo boy. Five years ago I was on antidepressants, and living in total non-sin with John the Asshole roommate. I think that was one of the "on again" times with Todd, too. So yeah, my life was just full of crazy goodness! Except...not.

What was I doing 1 year ago?
Getting ready to go to DC for JournalCon and spending inordinate amounts of time obsessing over my hair. And sweating a lot, because it was hot.

What was I doing yesterday?
Working. And also using my company printer (but not the paper!) to print up "Please send me money" beggin' letters for the Breast Cancer 3-Day.

What am I doing today?
Today I am looking smooookin' in one of my cuter work outfits, which includes 3 1/2 inch teetery heels, a black straight skirt in the perfect length, and this awesome shirt that shows off just enough cleavage to get the men around here to respect my authoriteh. And then I'm going bowling.

Five snacks I enjoy:
Cheetos (but only the crunchy ones)
Fruit (fresh, dried, canned...whatever, if it's fruit, I'll probably eat it)
Candy (I'm a lot like Fez that way)
Mini popcorn cakes
String cheese (why yes, I *am* 12)

Five bands I like:
Everything But The Girl
Maroon 5
Modest Mouse
Black Eyed Peas
The Killers

Five things I would do with a million dollars:
Pay off my student loans
Buy a house (just the down payment, obviously..thanks, San Diego housing market!)
Pay my mom back some of the money she's used to get my ass out of scrape after scrape
Buy new cars for us
Hire a personal trainer to kick my ass into shape

Five locations I would like to run away to:
Bali
Ireland
Italy
Spain
Savannah, GA

Five bad habits:
I crack my knuckles ALL THE TIME
I pick at my face
I tickle Kevin way too much
I never remember to get my oil changed on time
I say "like" and "dude" ALL THE DAMN TIME

Five things I like doing:
Sleeping
Reading
Scrapbooking
Eating (ya think???)
Having sex

Five TV shows I like:
The OC (shut up)
House
Gilmore Girls
That 70's Show
Six Feet Under

Five famous people I would like to meet:
Angelina Jolie
Cindy Sheehan
Jason Statham
Morgan Freeman
Barbara Boxer

Biggest joys in my life at the moment:
Kevin
My family
The wedding (seriously, I am so excited about getting married to kevin it's bizarre)
Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper
My kitties


Five favorite toys:
My sticky plastic brain
My digital camera
My cell phone
My computer
The San Diego Zoo Panda Cam

Five people to tag:
Measi
Weetabix
Lorster
Mare
LuvaBeans

There. Now if I could just figure out how the hell I got a giant bruise on the inside of my middle finger, I would be a complete human being.

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