December 20, 2005

The cat will NOT STOP HOWLING

Reason #1,367 why I am the World's Best Assistant:
Last night I showed The Boss Man how to use the Circuit City website to do the "buy online and pick up in store" thing to get his wife's Christmas present without dealing with the mall, thus allowing him to live another day without having an aneurysm.

Most Random Sentence Spoken In Our Apartment Tonight:
Well, that's what you get for trying to tickle my nipples with your icy cold toes.

Things I have Left To Do for Christmas:
NOTHING!!! HA HA HA HA HA BITCHES!

Well, except make a pie and a strata for Christmas Day breakfast but that's it.

And that? Is nothin'.

1 Comments:

At 3:43 AM , Anonymous Nippits said...

"Well, that's what you get for trying to tickle my nipples with your icy cold toes." -- wow that sure is a very bold statement. :P

 

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