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September 27, 2005
I put the "dom" in "random"
So my weekend sucked. I'm still pissed off at the Universe but the Universe seems to not be taking any calls right now so onward.

(Although...Kris and I have decided that we really need to start a greeting card line with various "This fucking sucks" messages, because those would have come in handy this weekend)

Hey, did you hear? Coleen did the 3-Day in Philly this past weekend! Go Coll! The emails we've been exchanging about it this past week are getting me all excited again. Not that you would be able to tell, what with my lack of buying important necessities like...band-aids. Tons of band-aids. And Second Skin. Did I ever describe Second Skin to you? No? It's this crazy ass gel that's pressed into sheets and contains something like 99% pure water. And they package it with this film on it to keep it from drying out and every time you go to use some the clear film never ever wants to come off, which is quite frankly both disgusting because it feels like you are handling cold boogers and frustrating because all you want is to be able to put that soothing goodness on your blisters RIGHT NOW but you can't because the damn film won't come off.

I also need to go buy a compact yet really warm blanket to pack for sleeping under. No sleeping bag for me this year, because I want to avoid the "worrying I might get stuck like a sausage" thing I had going on last year. With a giant blanket and a good pillow, we'll sleep juuuust fine, as we proved last year upon collapsing upon our Glorious Air Mattresses of Love.

This year we also have The Plan. The Plan calls for us sleeping in the clothes we're going to wear the next day so as to be able to roll out of bed and need only to pull on our shoes (and in my case, my bra, because I do not sleep in underwire, thankyouverymuch) before stumbling through the pre-dawn darkness to have breakfast. This will allow us to be on the route when it opens at 6:30 which in turn will allow us to be finished walking super early so we can actually enjoy our time at camp.

The Plan also involves much, MUCH less time spent in medical tents, which seems to be a real possibility thanks to my Technological Wonder Socks and Super Fantastic Shoes, which have kept me blister free through the few long walks I managed to do this summer. Eleven and a half miles without even a tiny blister, hooray!

So this year should be easier and better and more fun. And also hillier. Have I mentioned they promised us more hills this year? Bastards. Ah well, Kris and I managed last year, we'll manage again this year. At least that's what I tell myself when it's 5:30 in the morning and I want to cut my elliptical machine time short.

The only bad thing about the walk? It's less than a week before JournalCon which means my feet will probably still be swollen which means I probably won't be able to wear my cutest shoes. But hey, whatever. I'll still be partying with my Best Internet Friends.

Speaking of my elliptical machine time, this funny thing has happened now that I've settled in at the Y. I'm finally noticing people rather than just going in and focusing solely on the pain in my quads as I force myself past the 15 minute mark. And there are some interesting people there that early in the morning. The other day, there was a man who looked at least part Native American with a long gray braid trailing down his back. He was working out very carefully, going from weight machine to weight machine without his stoic face shifting the slightest. Nothing too startling there, but what was startling was that he was working out in a T-shirt and jeans. Jeans! I got overheated just thinking about working out in jeans, not to mention the stiff restrictiveness aspect (although the jeans I bought last weekend are probably stretchy enough to be comfy working out in, come to think about it).

And then there's this older lady who keeps hitting on one specific guy who is there every dang morning. And every dang morning he brushes here off with polite chit chat of the two minute variety, and every dang morning she comes back for more. One day he's either going to smack her with a free weight or just give in and take her to dinner.

My money's on the free weight.

And since this entry wasn't quite random enough, I give you this, which is kind of awesome, except it would have been more awesome if the story was about me.


September 23, 2005
I hate you, Universe
Sometimes Fridays are really awesome. Because sometimes you manage to get up in the morning and go work out at the gym despite your mind's best efforts to convince you to just go back to sleep. And sometimes, you even finish your workout early enough to have time to stand in the ginormous line at Starbucks to get a nonfat sugar free vanilla latte as a reward for resisiting your bed's siren call that morning.

And then, to make your Friday even more awesome, you'll have a friend driving into town from Las Vegas, and you and that friend are chock full of good ideas for the weekend. Because the reason she's driving in from Las Vegas is so that the two of you can take another friend out for her 30th birthday, you'll be in an even better mood. You'll have this great plan about taking your glowingly 6 months pregnant Birthday Friend out sans toddler and hubby, for Thai food and the most awesome birthday cake ever and well-deserved mani/pedi time.

And you will really be looking forward to the time out with your girlfriends, because you just don't get enough of that anymore.

But then....

You'll get to work, coffee in hand, and you'll start checking your messages. And the last voicemail will break your heart into tiny pieces because it will be your Birthday Friend. And she will tell your voicemail that she is in the hospital and she has lost the baby and to please call Vegas Friend because she doesn't have the number.

When you call Birthday Friend's husband to find out what's going on, he will sound like he's in shock as he tells you what hospital Birthday Friend is at, tells you they don't know what happened, tells you they'll be inducing her to end this horrible situation.

You will have to call Vegas Friend and say "I have some really bad news" and Vegas Friend will start crying immediately when you tell her what's happened. And then you will have to tell your coworkers that you will need to leave early because you know that you and Vegas Friend will be going to the hospital as soon as she gets into town.

And you will curse the universe and wander around in shock yourself, and you will keep yourself from calling the hospital because you know that if you do, then you'll never get any work done and dammit, no managers are around and timecards need to get done so you have to, HAVE TO stay at work.

Fuckin' A, man. Can't just ONE of my friends be allowed to get through this year without a tragedy occurring?


September 20, 2005
Shop like it's your job
So, it turns out that the sunglasses weren't enough retail therapy.

Neither was the spur of the moment cheap but cute pair of shoes I grabbed on Friday. And the shoes happened AFTER I bought yet another Starbucks travel cup.

Obviously, I needed some serious help. And so at the end of the week last week I declared to Kevin that I was going to do some serious shopping over the weekend because dammit, I deserved it. And besides, this month is one of those glorious three paycheck months that leave me with extra cash after paying all my damn monthly bills.

And so on Saturday, Kris and I headed out to the only place we possibly could when one of us was desperate to spend money...Fashion Valley. (Have I mentioned how spoiled I am when it comes to shopping opportunities? I live 10 minutes away from Fashion Valley and five minutes away from another mall that is the same size, AND...there's a Lane Bryant in each of them. It is so awesome for me because one Lane Bryant has more casual/cute clothes and the other one has more work/dress clothes and they always, always have my size.)

We had an ulterior motive for going to Fashion Valley though....it's the only place near me with a Sephora, and I had decided that I needed to head in there and get some makeup help. I have realized recently that while yes, I have fantastic skin, it is 30 year old skin and it's starting to show its age a bit. And I need to look young and glowing and dewy and fresh on my wedding day so it was time to call in some professionals. I walked in looking like this and walked out looking like this. I also walked out with substantially less money in my bank account, because who knew looking fresh and dewy cost so damn much? Anyway, I bought so much make up that I promptly had to go out and buy a new train case to hold it all in some kind of organized fashion.

(As an aside, I ended up with some Bare Escentuals Bare Minerals foundation and blush and OH MY GOD IT IS THE MOST AWESOME STUFF EVER. I hate foundation with a quadruple purple passion, but I LOVE this stuff. Love, love, love, love.)

Bath & Body Works had wallflowers on sale ($6!!) and I couldn't resist loading up on some Mango body butter at The Body Shop, and of COURSE I went to Lane Bryant and bought a new outfit and some new jeans.

Is there any place that can cause more fat girl anxiety than Vicki's Secret, by the way? All these teeny tiny girls prancing around with teeny tiny bras and even teenier panties, giggling and flitting like noisome dragonflies while I clump around waiting for my friends to dash in and out of the dressing room and try not to take up too much space. I have to say though, they have got NO IDEA how much damn money they would make if they branched into pretty lingerie for plus sized girls.

But hey, there was at least some good people watching to be had. And I finally, FINALLY quelled my shopping desires.

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Sunday found us hiking around the Wild Animal Park (and I do mean hiking), a place I hadn't been to since I was roughly 10 years old.

I loved it, despite the hills. Where else could I get close enough to take close ups of a lion or watch a meerkat wrestling match up close after feeding a lorikeet?

Our zoo memberships were the best thing we've ever gotten for ourselves. Well, aside from the Litter Locker, of course.


September 14, 2005
Small town San Diego

New shades
Originally uploaded by Minarae.
It's been a long ass week, people. I've been at work by 6:30 in the morning for the past two days and I get to do it again tomorrow. That's not the crazy part though.

The crazy part is that yesterday I got my ass up at 4:30 in the morning to go to the gym before going to work. And I'm doing that again tomorrow. Because I am obviously hooked on endorphins. If I'm not careful I'm going to end up like Danny Bonaduce and belong to five different gyms just so I can work out 12 hours a day without anyone telling me I work out too much. And then I'll get on the 'roids and watch out, because I will kick your ass, man.

ANYWAY....work. Super early. Kicking my ass. Meetings that involve me running around in heels all day. So yeah, I needed retail therapy and so today at lunch I went to Target and bought myself a fancy $30 yoga mat (because seriously, if I'm going to spend an hour in a class where I am purposely pointing my large ass up in the air, then I'm going to do it on a damn nice yoga mat) and then decided that I needed new sunglasses as well. They're cute though, aren't they?

And then I went to yoga class with Pomegranate and lo, the teacher was a girl I knew from junior high. She was in my Girl Scout troop even, and I recognized her as soon as she walked in. AND THEN!!! Another former Girl Scout from the troop walked in!!

I swear, if you live in San Diego long enough, you aren't able to go anywhere without seeing someone you know. It's so weird, living in a huge ass city of millions of people and running into other people who knew you before you became a Girl Scout Gone Bad. But awesome at the same time, you know?

So yeah, that's my week so far. Crazy ass waking hours, new sunglasses, and an awesome yoga class.

Oh, and I fell down again today. Totally biffed in the hallway and seem to have sprained my foot. Yay me!


September 12, 2005
7:30 and all is (relatively) well
This strange thing happens to me whenever I am faced with an immediate crisis. I do not panic, I do not scream or cry or start shaking.

Instead I morph into Crisis Commander, thinking of all the practical things that need to be done. I call doctors, I bandage pets, I check to see what kind of damage has happened to the car. I am no Florence Nightingale when it comes to by bedside manner, but I will take care of you the best I can, by doing what I do best: organizing. Planning. Fixing things.

And so this morning, when I came home from the gym and found Kevin sitting in the living room, my reaction to the news that he'd been in an accident sent me into Crisis Commnder mode.

Was he okay? Yes.
Was the car still drivable? Yes.
Was the other person okay? Yes.

I patted his back, I played it off as something not too terrible, I tried to get him to see it as that so he would be able to calm down, I made lame jokes and looked at the car and reminded him to call his insurance this afternoon. And then I hugged him tightly and shuffled him off to work, because after 4 accidents of my own, I know that the best thing to do is get back to reality.

I did not let myself think about how lucky he was that the freeway is nearly deserted when he goes to work, so there were less cars that could have hit him once he spun around. I didn't let myself think about how glad I am that he left while it was still dark so that his lights were on and were able to alert other drivers to the fact that he was facing the wrong way. All I let myself think about was that he was okay, he was safe and unhurt and the car is still drivable and the other driver was okay and we would be fine.

Because if I thought about the rest of it, about what could have happened, I would have broken down, I would have lost it, because that right there? My worst nightmare. And besides...then who would have gotten everything organized?


September 07, 2005
Invasion of the gym rat
So I've been working out. A lot. At least for me it's a lot. The only two days I haven't been there in the past seven days was Sunday (we went to the zoo and hiked around isntead) and Monday (when the gym was closed). I'm more than a little in love with my YMCA. It's the one place where I don't have to worry about phone calls or cats yowling or employees needing something sent somewhere. All I have to do is count reps and breathe and put one foot in front of another.

I get up at an ungodly hour now. A few minutes before five, and Kevin flicks the light on to get my ass out of bed. I stumble over to the pile of clothes - ratty gym shorts, a t-shirt from last year's 3-Day, sports bra and socks - and I somehow manage to get dressed before turning to make the bed (it makes it less inviting when it's made). A quick swing by the bathroom, an even quicker kiss for Kevin, and I'm out the door and into the dark of the predawn hours.

And yet as early as I get to the YMCA, there are always people there before me. It's 5:15, the employees are sitting at the from desk yawning and the place has only been open since 4:30, but there are already people doing laps in the pool and walking miles on the treadmills. But it's nowhere near full and I can flit from machine to machine without having to wait. It's awesome.

The best part? I get to do my treadmill and elliptical time while watching MTV, something I can't do at home. Thanks to that precious hour at the gym, I left this morning laughing at just how ridiculous Mariah Carey has become. Seriously, her latest video, "Shake It Off"? She looks like a shiny Monchichi. And all of her damn moves seem to be stolen from other singers who dance better than she does. It was hard not to laugh out loud as I watched that travesty this morning.

I think tomorrow I'll stick to the Cartoon Network. But for now, it's after 9. I need to go to bed if I want to get up in time for my gym communion tomorrow.


September 02, 2005
It's not just his wit that makes me love him
Tonight over dinner, Kevin mentioned that he had donated $100 to the Hurricane Katrina relief efforts. And my heart just swelled with pride, because it was like he had read my mind.

This weekend, I think I will try and find out if the Red Cross needs help packing up supplies to go down South. I can't sit by and do nothing.

Can you?


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