Two things, so that you know I'm still alive

I am trying desperately to return to the regular entries I so adore making, but here's some hilarity to tide you over.

1) I ordered a very lovely patterned pashmina on Ebay yesterday, and like a good buyer I paid promptly. And I received a very lovely thank you note in return.

We hope you enjoy your purchase. Your payment has been received for the following item:we ship your item in two days and we hope it take five days to reach ur door step pl if u are not at home must writ a paper for dhl that where they deliver our parcel.if u dont reicve ur parcel in 7 days u must mail us with your telephone nmumber and ask traking number of ur item of dhl thanks we hope we both leave positive feed back to each other this is sghin of love human mistake is in all over the world we try our best to responce a s a p thanks

I think I sort of adore this Ebay seller.

2) This week, as part of the wedding hilarity, we dropped our rings off to be resized and engraved. But it turned out Kevin's was too big, so we had to go back to the department store where we bought it and while we were there, I found a lovely pair of silver hoop earrings on sale for just $10. So we walked up to an open register, where there were two girls manning the registers. One was sitting on the floor and as we walked up, she said to the other one "I saw my ex-boyfriend and he's totally getting fat. That makes me giggle."

You make me giggle too, you wacky young thing.