May 04, 2006

Awesome like a warm cat on a cold night

Brain fried. Dishes need putting away. Guacamole needs making. Cats need snuggling. So here's a meme, courtesy of Fredlet, who is the source of all the best memes and quizzes.

9 lasts
1. last place you were: Before home, the nail salon
2. last soda: Diet Coke with Splenda
3. last kiss: Kevin, this morning
4. last movie seen: Troy
5. last CD you listened to: Tori Amos, From The ChoirGirl Hotel
6. last bubble bath: Um...months ago
7. last time you cried: At the wedding, I think
8. last alcoholic beverage: A bottle of very lovely French Syrah. Yes, the entire bottle.
9. have you ever gotten drunk and thrown up: March 11th, the morning after the bachelorette drunkfest

8 "Have you evers"
1. have you ever dated someone twice: Yes. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
2. have you ever been cheated on: Yes. Shitfucker.
3. have you ever kissed somebody and regretted it: Oh, yeah. This random guy at a bar who tried to literally suck my tongue out of my mouth. Ouch.
4. have you ever fallen in love: No, never. (HAHAHAHAHAHA! It's sarcasm, so it's funny!)
5. have you ever been depressed: Only the once. No wait, twice. Aw shit, three times. (Wow, I'm overdue for my next breakdown)
6. have you ever hit another person: Um. Yeah. But mostly playfully.
7. have you ever skinny dipped: Oh helllll no.

7 states you’ve been to
1. Tennessee
2. Georgia
3. Washington
4. Massachusetts
5. Rhode Island
6. Wisconsin
7. Nevada

6 things you’ve done today
1. surfed the internet
2. got my nails done
3. picked on my boss
4. made a fucking gorgeous org chart
5. corrupted a fucking gorgeous org chart
6. saved a fucking gorgeous org chart

5 favorite things in no particular order

1. iPod
2. Diet Coke, all flavors (except nasty ass lemon)
3. my cats
4. Smashbox Lipstick in A-List
5. our wedding pictures

4 favorite colors
1. mint green
2. butter yellow
3. cardinal red
4. dusty blue

3 people you can tell anything to
1. Kevin
2. Laura
3. my mom

2 things you want to do before you die
1. learn to knit
2. go to England/Ireland/Scotland

1 thing you regret
1. letting my finances get so fucked up that I had to declare bankruptcy when I was 27

(Oh, and also, tomorrow is my birthday and I am an attention whore so I am mentioning it. Feel free to send presents. And cake. And balloons. Balloons are awesome.) (Or just send me an email. Emails are awesome too. I have no energy for parties this year.)

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