I am in a funk of immeasurable proportions. I've been blaming work for most of it, and I still am because fuck me if they haven't changed my job responsibilities just enough for me to technically need to start taking work home with me and dammit, I'm admin because I DON'T WANT TO TAKE WORK HOME WITH me so instead I am sticking my head firmly in the sand and procrastinating instead. I'm also blaming the stupid ass weather for a large chunk of the immeasurable funk because fucking hell, it's been cloudy and gross for weeks now.
Everyone hears the words "San Diego" and assumes that it's always sunny and gorgeous and perfect here all the time. (I blame Silk Stalkings for that misconception.) But in truth, it's crap here right now. It's cloudy and cold and stupidly icky. May Gray and June Gloom. Two full months of crappy weather when the rest of the country is getting that lovely spring breeze and soft sunshine combination. And then? When the June Gloom goes away? We get like...2.3 days worth of gorgeous weather and then it's hot. It's hot and it's humid and the tourists are all here so going anywhere sucks because there's no parking and too many people.
So to combat the immeasurable funk, I went and bought myself one of these for my desk at work. And now I am thinking about buying it some clothes and possibly even a wee little doggy purse for it. Apparently, I am totally 12. Anyway, I'm still in a bit of a funk and I'm beginning to think that it will only be cured by a cute pair of shoes. But we are Broke and Budgeting and so the shoe lust must be DENIED, immeasurable funk or no.
Oh, and I also contemplated packing a couple Smirnoff Ice Twisters in my lunch this week but decided against because really, do I want to be the girl who was fired for drinking alcopop at work? I think not.
(PS: I had a very nice birthday and I even got some balloons. Huzzah!) (See? 12.)
Everyone hears the words "San Diego" and assumes that it's always sunny and gorgeous and perfect here all the time. (I blame Silk Stalkings for that misconception.) But in truth, it's crap here right now. It's cloudy and cold and stupidly icky. May Gray and June Gloom. Two full months of crappy weather when the rest of the country is getting that lovely spring breeze and soft sunshine combination. And then? When the June Gloom goes away? We get like...2.3 days worth of gorgeous weather and then it's hot. It's hot and it's humid and the tourists are all here so going anywhere sucks because there's no parking and too many people.
So to combat the immeasurable funk, I went and bought myself one of these for my desk at work. And now I am thinking about buying it some clothes and possibly even a wee little doggy purse for it. Apparently, I am totally 12. Anyway, I'm still in a bit of a funk and I'm beginning to think that it will only be cured by a cute pair of shoes. But we are Broke and Budgeting and so the shoe lust must be DENIED, immeasurable funk or no.
Oh, and I also contemplated packing a couple Smirnoff Ice Twisters in my lunch this week but decided against because really, do I want to be the girl who was fired for drinking alcopop at work? I think not.
(PS: I had a very nice birthday and I even got some balloons. Huzzah!) (See? 12.)
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