So here's the thing. The whole wrist thing has come with way more indignities than it should have. I started my period on the exact same day that I managed to slip and fall on my way into the office, so I've had to deal with that. Good times. Luckily for me, tampons are a one hand operation.
As long as we're in the TMI zone, let me tell you about what the constant influx of narcotics has done to my internal systems. I am someone who never has a problem evacuating my innards, but tonight we had to make an emergency stop at the grocery store to stock up on All Bran and prunes because my butt is protesting. And I'll be damned if I give up my Vicodin.
In other news, we saw the surgeon today and he pretty much looked at my x-rays and instantly said "Yep, we need to operate". And while I was there, I got word that yep, it was going to be a worker's comp claim so it became a whole new thing. Anyway, the surgery is supposedly happening Thursday, thanks to the worker's comp coordinator at the surgeon's office who told the worker's comp adjuster that it HAS to happen this week because the fracture "is no bueno!" Yeah, she was awesome.
The topper to this Festival of Fun? Doc says he wants me away from work for at least a month, if not more.
I am already bored out of my skull. Pleas end me entertainment ideas. PLEASE.
As long as we're in the TMI zone, let me tell you about what the constant influx of narcotics has done to my internal systems. I am someone who never has a problem evacuating my innards, but tonight we had to make an emergency stop at the grocery store to stock up on All Bran and prunes because my butt is protesting. And I'll be damned if I give up my Vicodin.
In other news, we saw the surgeon today and he pretty much looked at my x-rays and instantly said "Yep, we need to operate". And while I was there, I got word that yep, it was going to be a worker's comp claim so it became a whole new thing. Anyway, the surgery is supposedly happening Thursday, thanks to the worker's comp coordinator at the surgeon's office who told the worker's comp adjuster that it HAS to happen this week because the fracture "is no bueno!" Yeah, she was awesome.
The topper to this Festival of Fun? Doc says he wants me away from work for at least a month, if not more.
I am already bored out of my skull. Pleas end me entertainment ideas. PLEASE.
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GAH!
DVDs. Lots of them -- but you knew that. I'd say NaNoWriMo, except you'd have to type on handed!
Sims, Desperate Housewives the Game, masturbation, teaching the cats dumb tricks, walking, downloading the 5 or 6 songs Kevin doesn't own yet, mucking around in the kitchen and coming up with new ideas for 'The One-Handed Chef's Cookbook', stitchery on a tambour (so you don't need to hold it), cataloging your shoe collection, mimosas for breakfast every day, meditation, and practicing the kazoo. ~LA
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