I have got the world's worst headache right now, and there is nothing here that I can take because I cannot take ibuprofen or aspirin or naproxen blah blah because they are all ulcerative. I am only allowed to take Tylenol, forever and ever amen except I HAVE NO TYLENOL. So instead I am suffering with a poundy, achy head.
Why am I only allowed to take Tylenol? Oh, that's because I am having The Surgery on July 9th. Which is like...1 week + 2 weekends away. So I'm in my pre-op phase which kind of sucks because of the no ibuprofen/super restricted and mostly liquid diet aspect, but at the same time is kind of awesome because my god, FINALLY, it's almost here.
Of course, the protein drink I am drinking right this very second is a wacky ass green which looks like Listerine but tastes like both apple and melon. Admit it, YOU ARE JEALOUS of me and my liquid lunch.
In other news, my husband is officially sterile, which means that I am officially never taking another birth control pill in my life. Hooray! Now I will only have 10 pills a day to take instead of 11! And also, maybe I will get my normal moods and libido back because those fucking pills were killing both of those things. La la la, TMI, I know. Whatever.
Also, my friend used his considerable charm to convince me to join him on the Logistics Committe for the American Heart Walk here in San Diego, and so now I am The Parking Czar. Which basically means I get to spend 7 hours (some of them VERY EARLY IN THE MORNING) corraling people, herding them onto buses and yelling at the parking attendants we are hiring. Oh, and also being one of those crazy ass people with the radio on her head and the clipboard on her hip who runs around being bossy.
And then I shall collapse in exhaustion, and swear to never do it again. Until next year, of course.
Apparently, people are starting to panic about me not being here for a few weeks (because surgery=disability, baby). It's flattering and all but come ON people, do you really think I'll just leave you high and dry? I mean, I did that one time when I fell down and broke my wrist but that was UNPLANNED. As opposed to this, which is PLANNED. I was complaining about these whiny butt people to one of my coworkers and she said "Don't let them make you feel guilty."
I told her I don't feel guilty, I feel annoyed. Big surprise there, huh?
Other things that are annoying me:
-The baby shower I have to go to this weekend.
-The blanket I have not yet finished, which is a gift for the baby shower.
-My friends going to the movies without me tonight.
-The stupid bridal shop telling me that my awesome bridesmaid's dres (in Truffle!) won't get here until 2 days before I leave for Measi's wedding.
-This stupid headache. But you already knew that.
Apparently, I left my happy pants at home today. Oops.
Why am I only allowed to take Tylenol? Oh, that's because I am having The Surgery on July 9th. Which is like...1 week + 2 weekends away. So I'm in my pre-op phase which kind of sucks because of the no ibuprofen/super restricted and mostly liquid diet aspect, but at the same time is kind of awesome because my god, FINALLY, it's almost here.
Of course, the protein drink I am drinking right this very second is a wacky ass green which looks like Listerine but tastes like both apple and melon. Admit it, YOU ARE JEALOUS of me and my liquid lunch.
In other news, my husband is officially sterile, which means that I am officially never taking another birth control pill in my life. Hooray! Now I will only have 10 pills a day to take instead of 11! And also, maybe I will get my normal moods and libido back because those fucking pills were killing both of those things. La la la, TMI, I know. Whatever.
Also, my friend used his considerable charm to convince me to join him on the Logistics Committe for the American Heart Walk here in San Diego, and so now I am The Parking Czar. Which basically means I get to spend 7 hours (some of them VERY EARLY IN THE MORNING) corraling people, herding them onto buses and yelling at the parking attendants we are hiring. Oh, and also being one of those crazy ass people with the radio on her head and the clipboard on her hip who runs around being bossy.
And then I shall collapse in exhaustion, and swear to never do it again. Until next year, of course.
Apparently, people are starting to panic about me not being here for a few weeks (because surgery=disability, baby). It's flattering and all but come ON people, do you really think I'll just leave you high and dry? I mean, I did that one time when I fell down and broke my wrist but that was UNPLANNED. As opposed to this, which is PLANNED. I was complaining about these whiny butt people to one of my coworkers and she said "Don't let them make you feel guilty."
I told her I don't feel guilty, I feel annoyed. Big surprise there, huh?
Other things that are annoying me:
-The baby shower I have to go to this weekend.
-The blanket I have not yet finished, which is a gift for the baby shower.
-My friends going to the movies without me tonight.
-The stupid bridal shop telling me that my awesome bridesmaid's dres (in Truffle!) won't get here until 2 days before I leave for Measi's wedding.
-This stupid headache. But you already knew that.
Apparently, I left my happy pants at home today. Oops.
1 Comments:
I hope your headache gets better, dearie. And that? Is an amazing dress, and you will look equally amazing in it.
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