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November 07, 2007
Keepin' it real, yo
Is it just me or has Beyonce sold herself out to every single company out there? Except Vagisil, apparently. But bitch is selling phones and credit cards and perfume and DirecTV, so she might as well add in some feminine hygiene products. I'm just sayin'; celebrities are people too, why should we pretend like they don't use tampons? Put Angelina Jolie's face on that box of tampons like it's a box of Wheaties and watch the fly off the shelves! Oo, and then you can start a competition by putting Jennifer Aniston's face on a package of pads....it would be the ultimate competition. Pads vs Tampons, Jen vs Angelina. Love it.

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Tonight was a Little Sister night, and after we studied the hell out of Homo habilis (and Homo erectus, and Homo sapiens and Homo sapien sapiens) we played a few rounds of SUPER! MONKEY! BALL! on the Playstation.

That game is fucked up, y'all. It's monkeys. In balls. And they are racing around on race tracks or they're punching each other or they're bouncing around on some random playing field. I won one single race out of a million. It was the best night I've had in awhile, even if I did get the snot kicked out of me by an 11 year old. Stupid monkeys.

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It is freezing cold in San Diego right now. Well, freezing cold in my part of San Diego anyway. It says it's 60 outside right now but I think they are sorely mistaken. It's supposed to stay this way through the weekend which is AWESOME, because cool weather will make the 3-Day that much easier for me.

I will, of course, need to stay warm in my tent at night while camping, but I'm good. Today I found the most perfect sleeping bag ever...pink camouflage. Aw, yeah, baby.


2 Comments:

Anonymous lisa-marie said...

It's not just you: Beyonce HAS sold out in a wicked fashion. That said, I like her DirectTV ad. It's funky and fresh. And, it's gotta be better than cable!

Anonymous Lissa said...

I don't like Beyonce. What *I* want to know is how your knitting is going. I am DEAD CURIOUS. Spill!

:)

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