All Things Woompty

Queen of the online shopping carts

You know what I love best about the internet?

I love Christmas shopping.

Today I spent an hour online at the end of my workday and did the vast majority of our Christmas shopping, and half of it is going to arrive wrapped and ready to hand off to their recipients. Love. It.

I imagine that in the future, parents aren't going to tell stories about how hard it was for them to get to school; they'll tell stories instead about how hard holiday shopping was.

"Why, when I was your age, I had to drive for 6 hours to get to the mall, and once I got there, I had to mudwrestle guys dressed like elves in order to get into the parking lot. AND THE!! Then I'd have play 3 rounds of rock paper scissors to try and win a parking spot. And don't even get me started on the lines. These bunions here? They're from the Great Macy's Line of 2012."

The irony of me already being done with my online shopping? I still have to go to the mall with my Little Sister so she can do her Christmas shopping.

And we're not going until December 19th. Guess I better start practicing my mudwrestling skills!

posted by Melinda @ 6:48 PM